Mate #171
Voice Part: Tenor
Hometown: Oradell, New Jersey
Solos: Undisclosed Desires, Just The Way You Are, When The Day Met The Night
Bio: (‘Mates voice of God speaking…): Jambo! That one there, that’s Dan Kim. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Jenna Bjorkman sat next to him in English last year and he asked her how to spell orange. He also used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and all the little monkeys. He claims to have a fifth sense – his bald head can always tell when it’s going to rain… Well, he can tell when it’s already raining. Half the people in the ‘Mates are mad at him and the other half only like him because they think that he pushed a ‘Bub in front of a bus, so that’s not good. He also has really bad breath in the morning and he hasn’t joined the Tufts’ Mathletes because that is OBVIOUSLY social suicide. This one time though, Dan Kim was wearing army pants and flip flops, so I wore army pants and flip flops.
Major: Clinical Psychology
Minor: Child Development
