Mate #176
Voice Part: Tenor
Hometown: Ridgefield, Connecticut
Solos: Don’t Gotta Work It Out
Bio: The details of my life are quite inconsequential…Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French gypsy named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament…My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon…luge lessons…In the spring, we’d make meat helmets…When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard, really.
Major: Undeclared
